carbonatedsodadrink:

Beverley: Oh, that’s nothing. I’ve been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982.

Penny: Yikes. What’s so funny?

Beverley: That’s exactly what I say during orgasms. Yikes.

carbonatedsodadrink:

Sheldon: I’m sorry, I don’t understand which social situation this is. Could you give me some guidance as to how to proceed?